If you're like most people, you probably find the whole Angie storyline on Desperate Housewives a little snooze-inducing because of its pace. The good news is, Angie's (Drea de Matteo) ex Patrick Logan, played by Torchwood star John Barrowman, is finally in Wisteria Lane, and he's not a happy camper.

After the big reveal in the last episode, we know that Angie has a storied past with crazy Patrick, when the two were eco-terrorists, who at one point even ended up killing someone. We also found out that Danny is Patrick's son, and it was Nick who whisked her away to safety.

Elsewhere on "My Two Young Men" Gaby (Eva Longoria Parker) and Susan (Teri Hatcher) go to "shameless lengths" to top each other's kids, in no doubt a continuation to the whole giraffe and leopard debacle about groupings in school. Also, we see what happens between Lynette (Felicity Huffman) and Preston's Russian import. Katherine (Dana Delaney) comes out of the closet and Bree (Marcia Cross) invites Sam to dinner!

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The third season of Breaking Bad kicks off tonight and Walt (Bryan Cranston) introduces us to a whole new problem.  On "No Mas," which translates to "no more," our protagonist will be dealing with the aftermath of the plane crash.

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Another dilemma that he faces is the fact that Skyler (Anna Gunn) is furious at him.  She's found certain clues leading to his secret and she isn't happy at her discoveries.  Hoping to find out the truth from her husband, she continues to pressure him by her absence.

It promises to be a picture-perfect night on Celebrity Apprentice, as the contestants take on the task of launching an ad campaign for Kodak.  Surely you'd think these celebrities know what they're doing; they're used to being in front of the camera.  Unfortunately, The Donald wants them behind it and doing business.

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On tonight's episode of Celebrity Apprentice, the stars will be building a storefront in order to re-introduce the "Kodak Moments" ad campaign.  Again, they have to woo their customers using their celeb status.  That is, if people actually recognize most of them.